What's Crazy Uncle Burton up to?


CrazyUncleBurton is down in the basement, working on the next big thing:

Bluetooth Socks!


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Last Updated 5/15/2024


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CrazyUncleBurton OtterWorks Kansas City

OK, it's actually Harrisonville, MO, which is South Kansas City. For Reals.



A Note from Crazy Uncle Burton:


He forgot. Sorry.