The CrazyUncleBurton OtterWorks

If It Don't Work...It Otter!



Update 05/15/2024


CrazyUncleBurton bought the farm. Literally!

In February 2024 we purchased land near Harrisonville, MO (South Kansas City MO). The CrazyUncleBurton OtterWorks Division is coming soon!





What's New On The Site

Last Updated 5/15/2024


Coming Soon

CrazyUncleBurton OtterWorks Kansas City

OK, it's actually Harrisonville, MO, which is South Kansas City. For Reals.



What's New On This Page

05/15/2024: OtterWorks Land Purchase Announced. We are moving to Harrisonville, MO!



A Note from Crazy Uncle Burton:


He forgot. Sorry.