Seinfeld - The Lost Episodes... Here you'll find a collection of stories written by yours truly, along with a commentary describing the real-life event which inspired each. Enjoy.   A Guide to interpreting Bryan's stories G: "And just *what* is that supposed to mean?" J: "Ah, let it go, Georgie, it's Chinatown."     The Slow Mugging The last episode, as written by the author over a year before the last episode was announced. [ Download the .PDF here ]     The Watch Dog Not a complete episode yet. [ Download the .PDF here ]     The Substitute Ever wondered why they won't stop asking questions and just make your damn sandwich? [ Download the .PDF here ]     The 'S' Files A.K.A. The Seinfeld Files - For all the conspiracy theorists out there. [ Download the .PDF here ]     The Pizza Not sure what this was about. [ Download the .PDF here ]     The Demolition of Yankee's Stadium A commentary on the abuse of power of Major League mascots and mayors, Oh My! [ Download the .PDF here ]     The Drive-Thru Now there's an episode. Everything that ever happened to me in the drive thru. [ Download the .PDF here ]   The Last Seinfeld - a commentary on the last episode Short. Actually just my thoughts on the last episode.   Stuff Still Under Construction:   King of the Road George and Kramer get a free vacation.  Elaine authors a book of misspelled words.     Coming Attractions ???